The Journal Rewired

“Tweaching” students

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
February 25, 2018
Yeezy Season 7

Yeezy Season 7

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
February 25, 2018
A picture that a sneaky photographer managed to get of the Boss Baby at last year's Oscars. After leaking the photo to the internet, the photographer was reportedly never heard from again. The Journal will forever remember his service.

Oscars to be dominated by a toddler

Hailey Boger, Staff Artist
February 25, 2018
Captured here is sophomore Mary Gone’s brief interaction with English teacher Lewis Carroll the day she vanished. “I felt like John Travolta in that one scene in “Pulp Fiction” standing in that hallway,” Carroll said.

Gone from class in a flash

Emma Sprague, Reporter
February 23, 2018
Actors gather to try to create the “most diverse selfie ever taken.”

The Hollywood awards

Emma Wiese, Reporter
February 23, 2018
Sophomores Dani Mitchell (left) and Chloe Price (right) freeze while waiting for the bus in the morning last Thursday. “I guess Venus was out-of-line today,” Mitchell said after defrosting.

No time for two-hour delays

Haley Miller, Reporter
January 26, 2018
Juniors Makayla Crawford (middle) and Regina Phalange (right) are confronted by Officer Harold McKinley (left) during a passing period. “Tell me why this cop asked for my license and registration,” Crawford said.

Passing period prosecutions

Hailey Boger, Staff Artist
January 26, 2018
Jenny Craig, one of Jack Back's workers, develops her theory as to what Bitcoins are.

Banking on the bewildering Bitcoin

Emma Wiese, Reporter
January 18, 2018
This image of Senior Joey Buckets' self-proclaimed abilities has been his profile picture on all social media platforms since early 2014.

NBA 2k legend Joey Buckets balls out

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
January 17, 2018
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