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The student online newsmagazine of SHS

The Journal Rewired
The student online newsmagazine of SHS

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Lady Gaga’s newborn baby’s name revealed

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
February 15, 2018
Various members of the Samsung Syndicate (left) and the iPhone Clan (right) are caught in a scuffle right after school. It was the most vicious fight Ive seen yet, English teacher Kenny Colon, whose room fell host to the battle, said. They acted like animals.

Goodbye texting and driving, hello texting and fighting

Haley Miller, Reporter
February 14, 2018
Sophomores Dani Mitchell (left) and Chloe Price (right) freeze while waiting for the bus in the morning last Thursday. “I guess Venus was out-of-line today,” Mitchell said after defrosting.

No time for two-hour delays

Haley Miller, Reporter
January 26, 2018
Juniors Makayla Crawford (middle) and Regina Phalange (right) are confronted by Officer Harold McKinley (left) during a passing period. “Tell me why this cop asked for my license and registration,” Crawford said.

Passing period prosecutions

Hailey Boger, Staff Artist
January 26, 2018
Jenny Craig, one of Jack Backs workers, develops her theory as to what Bitcoins are. I swear Ive had this brand of chocolate coin before, Craig said. I wasnt impressed.

Banking on the bewildering Bitcoin

Emma Wiese, Reporter
January 18, 2018
This image of Senior Joey Buckets self-proclaimed abilities has been his profile picture on all social media platforms since early 2014.

NBA 2k legend Joey Buckets balls out

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
January 17, 2018
Senior Andrea Bernard poses with her newly-purchased Valentines Day decor that she bought at Target while fellow senior and distraught boyfriend Evan Wilder looks on. Ive given up trying to understand women, Wilder said.

Deck the halls with hearts and chocolates

Haley Miller, Reporter
December 19, 2017

Raise all the funds

Emma Sprague, Reporter
December 19, 2017

Bipolar weather issues

Emma Sprague, Reporter
December 19, 2017

Turkey support groups

Emma Sprague, Reporter
December 19, 2017

Elextinction

Emma Wiese, Reporter
December 19, 2017

Coffee and Christ: A match made in heaven

Hailey Boger, Staff Artist
December 5, 2017
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