The Journal Rewired

Raise all the funds

Raise all the funds

Emma Sprague, Reporter
December 19, 2017
Bipolar weather issues

Bipolar weather issues

Emma Sprague, Reporter
December 19, 2017
Turkeys prepare for a morning seminar in their support group.

Turkey support groups

Emma Sprague, Reporter
December 19, 2017
Elextinction

Elextinction

Emma Wiese, Reporter
December 19, 2017
A promotional image used at the reveal of a shopper with a pump-action shotgun 4-pack, a deal that Sam's Club CEO Smith A. Weston expects to be

Gun-owners, stock up at Sam’s Club

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
December 5, 2017
Junior Hunter Riche “joins the #lift-a-kneers movement” during an SHS home football game. Witnesses report that there weren’t even any players taking a knee during the anthem at this particular game.

Taking a stand

Hailey Boger, Staff Artist
November 10, 2017
Official image of one of the newly-released JFK files.

C(rayola)IA cover-up?

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
November 10, 2017
A lifeguard and his safe-space lifeguard patrol the area during a practice session.

Safe-space lifeguards

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
November 10, 2017
Promotional poster for the jacket-zipping club that will be posted on walls all around the school in the coming weeks.

Jacket zippers rejoice

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
November 9, 2017
Seniors and Booster Club members Bismo Funyuns (left) Prezi Dente (middle) and Penelope Satel (right) interact with their candles during their after-school meeting. “It took us 2 hours to find a lighter in the dark,” Satel said.

Lights out: SHS cuts electricity

Haley Miller, Reporter
November 7, 2017
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