The Journal Rewired

An advert for Hardee's upcoming four for for meal that was showcased during Harding's speech.

Hardee’s four for none deal

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
November 3, 2017
The sign out in front of SHS boasts a new addition to its announcement ticker which further advertises the new soda policy.

Soda entrance closed

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
October 7, 2017
The local Taco Bell's sign advertising the shmoop study group.

Shmoop study group

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
October 7, 2017
The condition that one of the food requests notes was found in.

Food requests found

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
October 7, 2017
Art by Hailey Boger

Change? What Change?

Emma Sprague, Reporter
October 7, 2017
Senior Alex Russo shows off his

What did we make her do?

Emma Wiese, Reporter
October 5, 2017
Senior Katie Barns is in a deep slumber as one of her teachers passes back papers.

AP student sleeps and succeeds

Hailey Boger, Staff Artist
September 28, 2017
Junior Abby Sullivan chucks her Spanish textbook into the trash in a picture she posted on Instagram.

Foreign languages foreign no longer

Haley Miller, Reporter
September 28, 2017
Juniors Sax O’Phone, Mary Imba, and Eupho Nium perform with the rest of the Marching Cards as the student section cheers them on. The students proceeded to swarm the field and storm after the band as they were leaving.

Marching Cards rock the school

Emma Sprague, Reporter
September 18, 2017
English Teacher Sam Hanley teaches about the truthfulness of the Satire section to his Honors English Class.

PSA: Fake news? Not here

Hailey Boger, Staff Artist
September 14, 2017
Senior Robby Sanchez receives his Amazon Prime package from an “angelic” delivery woman seconds after ordering it.

What about the rest of us?

Haley Miller, Reporter
September 14, 2017
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