The student online newsmagazine of SHS

The Journal Rewired
The student online newsmagazine of SHS

The Journal Rewired
The student online newsmagazine of SHS

The Journal Rewired
Art by Hailey Boger

Change? What Change?

Emma Sprague, Reporter
October 7, 2017
Senior Alex Russo shows off his T-Swift spider web which he made in an effort to discover the meaning behind her new song.

What did we make her do?

Emma Wiese, Reporter
October 5, 2017
Senior Katie Barns is in a deep slumber as one of her teachers passes back papers. I woke up drowning in achievements, Barns later said.

AP student sleeps and succeeds

Hailey Boger, Staff Artist
September 28, 2017
Junior Abby Sullivan chucks her Spanish textbook into the trash in a picture she posted on Instagram.

Foreign languages foreign no longer

Haley Miller, Reporter
September 28, 2017
Juniors Sax O’Phone, Mary Imba, and Eupho Nium perform with the rest of the Marching Cards as the student section cheers them on. The students proceeded to swarm the field and storm after the band as they were leaving.

Marching Cards rock the school

Emma Sprague, Reporter
September 18, 2017
English Teacher Sam Hanley teaches about the truthfulness of the Satire section to his Honors English Class.

PSA: Fake news? Not here

Hailey Boger, Staff Artist
September 14, 2017
Senior Robby Sanchez receives his Amazon Prime package from an “angelic” delivery woman seconds after ordering it.

What about the rest of us?

Haley Miller, Reporter
September 14, 2017

YouTube Auto Captions Karaoke

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
September 10, 2017
Senior Ethan Vanhalen II resorts to reading the dictionary as Bloons Tower Defense 5 struggles to load on his chromebook. This is by far the worst thing Ive ever Experienced, Vanhalen said. Now Im mad and know 15 different words to express my anger with.

Slow WiFi proves to be beneficial

Emma Wiese, Reporter
September 7, 2017
Senior Danny Constant (left) catches senior Iggy Rodriggy (right) off guard with what Rodriggy described as her “hair of death.”

I wear my sunglasses in school

Emma Sprague, Reporter
August 23, 2017
Principal Brian Knight (middle) demonstrates moves with seniors under the ninja aliases of “Ricardo” (left), “Leo” (right) and “Von” (above right.)

Knight’s night ninja school

Emma Wiese, Reporter
August 23, 2017
Sophomore Jim Jimmerson stands with cautious excitement as he stands in front of the soulless, lifeless chicken smackers line to receive the first bag of smackers distributed for the day.

Chicken smacker fever

Haley Miller, Reporter
August 17, 2017
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