Pick-up lines for Valentine’s Day

Chelsea Burnett, Reporter

About 130 polls were passed around SHS during iPass on Feb 2.  to collect the most successful pickup lines used to get the attention of another person on Valentine’s Day. While some people said things such as, “if my pickup lines worked, I wouldn’t still be single,” or  “I do not use pickup lines. people use them on me.”  These are the Journal’s top picks.

  • I would take you out to dinner, but I’m broke so let’s go back to my house?
  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in.
  • Feel free to feel my shirt. It’s boyfriend material.
  • Do you have life alert, because I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.
  • Are you the baker’s daughter? Because you got some nice buns.
  • Are you a Big Mac, because I’m Lovin’ It.
  • I know your feet are hurting because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  • Are you from Tennessee, because you’re the only ten I see.
  • You’re the Padme to my Darth Vader
  • So tell me about yourself…your dreams, your hopes, your phone number?
  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.
  • Is your body from McDonald’s because I’m Lovin’ It.
  • Babe can I chase you, because my mom told me to chase my dreams.
  • Sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates, but if you want something sweet and smooth, I’m right here.
  • I’ve got ice cream. Let’s be single together
  • Aye yo girl, I’ll buy you Starbucks if i can have your number.
  • I gave the girl a vase of real roses and one fake one then said, “I’ll love you until the last one dies.”
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.
  • “Hey girl, you wanna date me?”
  • I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart
  • Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  • I was going through the alphabet and five letters were missing: U, R, A, Q, T.
  • Are you a Sharpie, because you’re Ultra Fine!
  • Girl you’re so bright I’ll wish upon you.
  • What’s cookin good lookin?
  • Will you be the “Bey” to my “once?”
  • Did you fall from heaven, because you’re an angel.
  • You’re my Valentine now.
  • A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.
  • I’ve lost my number, can I have yours?
  • Be my Valentine, you’re a dime.
  • I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
  • Can I have a Picture of you? (Girl:why?) So I can show Santa what I want  for christmas.
  • Hey, wanna be my Valentine’s Day partner?
  • If happiness begins with an “H” why does mine start with “U?”
  • “How you doin” -Joey (“Friends”)
  • You, me and some McLovin?
  • Let’s get together and do some math.
  • Want to watch Titanic?
  • Is your name WiFi? Because I am feeling a connection.
  • You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.
  • You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  • Are you a camera? Because everytime I look at you I always smile.
  • You are the macaroni to my cheese.
  • I’m glad I wore my gloves today, otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
  • Will you Vincent Van Gogh out with me?
  • I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
  • Urinal my thoughts.