The Journal Rewired

Art by Nina Gojko

Onion Oracles

April 24, 2019

Aries (March 21-April 19) The second step of Proactiv will become your best friend. Taurus (April 2...

Fortune’s Favor

Art by Nina Gojko

Yanina Gojko

April 18, 2019

The month of May can bring with it much excitement, the arrival of summer, the Indy 500 and the coming...

Student Al Wayslate faces his foe, time, as the days draw closer to each and every deadline.

Long Overdue

April 18, 2019

Missed buses. Missed counselor appointments. Missed bathroom opportunities that have led to catastrophic...

High schooler, Higher education, Higher Debt

Junior Tom Stukkagan works on a pre-written exam provided by College Board as part of the student pilot program.

Cobalt Henson

March 15, 2019

“We did it for the kids,” said CEO David Coleman of the College Board, from his $1.2 million yacht...

Southport Rocked

Southport Rocked

Yanina Gojko

February 15, 2019

Junior Ryan Phillips was scrolling through Instagram when he came across a post on the account @soporock...

SHS cafeteria staff anticipate the display of the michelin star in the coming month.

Cafeteria staff win Michelin Star

February 11, 2019

The SHS cafeteria staff are to be honored with three Michelin stars by famed celebrity chef Helen Stew...

Students around SHS are hooked on the new fad, but are they hooked on you?

Fauxpods

February 5, 2019

Freshman John Brock was one of the the people involved in the whistle blow at Apple Headquarters in C...

Senior Peter Hubbard receiving his award from Assistant Principal Joh Ward

Driving under the good influence

January 24, 2019

Senior Peter Hubbard is being hailed as a hero after he let another driver go in front of him in the parki...

Junior Wha Hek being stopped after turning left out of the student
parking lot on Jan. 14. Signs were
recently installed instructing students
to not turn left out of the lot for safety
reasons.

Student turns left, goes right to jail

January 24, 2019

Students are left concerned after what some call a “questionable rule” is being enforced on SHS driver...

Anti-ham vandalism was spotted in a hall close to a pro-ham classroom.

Hamophobia

December 20, 2018

Holiday spirit is on the rise along with the ham hate crimes. There have been several reports of violent...

Senior John Cheerity mourns the Christmas past in the main hallway on Dec. 18.

Ho, Ho, HOAX

December 19, 2018

Walking through a crowded mall in the middle of December, Nichola Joy is overwhelmed with the sheer amount...

Trees a Crowd

Trees a Crowd

Yanina Gojko, Staff Artist

December 19, 2018

Authorities have completed an ongoing investigation, arresting the key players in a conspiracy involvi...

The student online newsmagazine of SHS
The Red Onion