Food requests found


The condition that one of the food requests notes was found in.

Logan Flake, Satire Editor

Sticky notes with “chicken-scratch” writing have been discovered in refrigerators around SHS. It takes the entire SHS Science department three hours to interpret each note. Once translated, it is clear that they are from the mice at SHS and have all contained requests for various foods to be stored in the fridges.

“Y’all need to bring more of that pot roast that was in the tupperware on Tuesday,” one note read. “My mates and I loved it. Sorry we bit holes in the container; we don’t have opposable thumbs to take off lids.”