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The Journal Rewired

The student online newsmagazine of SHS

The Journal Rewired

The student online newsmagazine of SHS

The Journal Rewired

Logan Flake

Logan Flake , Satire Editor

Some know me as Logan Flake. Others know me as “Putty.” My true friends know me as one of the most sarcastic and pessimistic people on the planet. Any of those titles or descriptions work for me. I also happen to be the editor for The Red Onion for the second straight year, so that’s pretty cool. Last year was a wild ride trying to debut satire in The Journal in a way that wasn’t a complete disaster. Since both myself and the section are returning for another round, I guess I can say I did a decent enough job of that. My major tasks for this year are to continue on with the stuff that worked, trash the stuff that didn’t, and apply this solidified system to the new magazine format. It’ll be a mighty struggle, but with some time and effort, it shall be done. Wish me luck, guys.

All content by Logan Flake
final pic

[Photo] AP tester types

Haley Miller, Reporter
April 6, 2018
Bergevins blunders hurting the team

Bergevin’s blunders hurting the team

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
February 27, 2018

Get hyped or fail

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
February 25, 2018

“Tweaching” students

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
February 25, 2018
Yeezy Season 7

Yeezy Season 7

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
February 25, 2018
Actors gather to try to create the “most diverse selfie ever taken.”

[Photo] The Hollywood awards

Emma Wiese, Reporter
February 23, 2018
This image of Senior Joey Buckets self-proclaimed abilities has been his profile picture on all social media platforms since early 2014.

NBA 2k legend Joey Buckets balls out

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
January 17, 2018
Turkeys prepare for a morning seminar in their support group.

[Photo] Turkey support groups

Emma Sprague, Reporter
December 19, 2017

Gun-owners, stock up at Sam’s Club

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
December 5, 2017
Official image of one of the newly-released JFK files.

C(rayola)IA cover-up?

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
November 10, 2017

Safe-space lifeguards

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
November 10, 2017
Promotional poster for the jacket-zipping club that will be posted on walls all around the school in the coming weeks.

Jacket zippers rejoice

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
November 9, 2017
Junior Hunter Riche “joins the #lift-a-kneers movement” during an SHS home football game. Witnesses report that there weren’t even any players taking a knee during the anthem at this particular game.

[Photo] Taking a stand

Hailey Boger, Staff Artist
November 10, 2017

Hardee’s four for none deal

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
November 3, 2017
The sign out in front of SHS boasts a new addition to its announcement ticker which further advertises the new soda policy.

Soda entrance closed

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
October 7, 2017

Shmoop study group

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
October 7, 2017

Food requests found

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
October 7, 2017
Music saved my life

Music saved my life

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
September 29, 2017
English Teacher Sam Hanley teaches about the truthfulness of the Satire section to his Honors English Class.

[Photo] PSA: Fake news? Not here

Hailey Boger, Staff Artist
September 14, 2017

YouTube Auto Captions Karaoke

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
September 10, 2017

Netflix 2: Electric Boogaloo

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
August 11, 2017
   Jada Pinkett Smith (center) is joined by her fellow recent SHS graduates Nicholas Sage (left) and Shia LeShrimp (right) in expressing their distaste for graduating. All three broke down crying afterwards.

[Photo] She broke free… towards suffering

Sofia Salas, Managing Editor of Content
May 17, 2017
You best bee concerned, dude

You best bee concerned, dude

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
May 17, 2017
Junior Earl Evans scrolls obliviously through the Snapchat home screen as assistant principal Kirby Schott scolds him through his megaphone. After this picture was taken, Schott proceeded to throw Evans’s phone in the trash, causing Evans to faint.

[Photo] Snapchat snaps hopes in half

Riley Hyatt, Editor-in-Chief
March 17, 2017
Logan Flake

Indy Fuel parte trois

Logan Flake, Red Onion Editor
March 3, 2017
Sending my belated XOXO’s to XFINITY

Sending my belated XOXO’s to XFINITY

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
February 28, 2017
The sweet life of Snapchat

The sweet life of Snapchat

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
December 12, 2016
Stop living in a Faun-tasy, people

Stop living in a Faun-tasy, people

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
October 4, 2016
Your opinion is invalid, and so is mine

Your opinion is invalid, and so is mine

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
September 16, 2016
Welcome to The Red Onion

Welcome to The Red Onion

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
August 24, 2016
SHS graduate and current Ball State attendee, Casey Smith

Ball State goes Brazil

Logan Flake, Reporter
March 18, 2016
Cyber Cards work on their robot during build season. Senior Cyber Cards play an instrumental role in helping the team build their robot.

Senior Cyber Cards step up

Logan Flake, Reporter
February 26, 2016
James OBrien teaches one of his Algebra 2 classes on Monday, Dec. 14. OBrien filled in for Gary Mahoney for the last part of the second semester.

Retiree returns

Logan Flake, Reporter
December 17, 2015

SAT revamped

Logan Flake, Reporter
September 8, 2015
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