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Logan Flake

Logan Flake , Satire Editor

Some know me as Logan Flake. Others know me as “Putty.” My true friends know me as one of the most sarcastic and pessimistic people on the planet. Any of those titles or descriptions work for me. I also happen to be the editor for The Red Onion for the second straight year, so that’s pretty cool. Last year was a wild ride trying to debut satire in The Journal in a way that wasn’t a complete disaster. Since both myself and the section are returning for another round, I guess I can say I did a decent enough job of that. My major tasks for this year are to continue on with the stuff that worked, trash the stuff that didn’t, and apply this solidified system to the new magazine format. It’ll be a mighty struggle, but with some time and effort, it shall be done. Wish me luck, guys.

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Get hyped or fail

Get hyped or fail

February 25, 2018
Tweaching students

“Tweaching” students

February 25, 2018
Yeezy Season 7

Yeezy Season 7

February 25, 2018
Official image of one of the newly-released JFK files.

C(rayola)IA cover-up?

November 10, 2017
A lifeguard and his safe-space lifeguard patrol the area during a practice session.

Safe-space lifeguards

November 10, 2017
Promotional poster for the jacket-zipping club that will be posted on walls all around the school in the coming weeks.

Jacket zippers rejoice

November 9, 2017
Junior Hunter Riche “joins the #lift-a-kneers movement” during an SHS home football game. Witnesses report that there weren’t even any players taking a knee during the anthem at this particular game.

[Photo] Taking a stand

November 10, 2017
The sign out in front of SHS boasts a new addition to its announcement ticker which further advertises the new soda policy.

Soda entrance closed

October 7, 2017
The local Taco Bells sign advertising the shmoop study group. In spirit of the event in-question, we set up this sign at like 7 a.m. this morning right before we opened, worker John Doe said. Just in time.

Shmoop study group

October 7, 2017
The condition that one of the food requests notes was found in.

Food requests found

October 7, 2017
Music saved my life

Music saved my life

September 29, 2017
James OBrien teaches one of his Algebra 2 classes on Monday, Dec. 14. OBrien filled in for Gary Mahoney for the last part of the second semester.

Retiree returns

December 17, 2015

SAT revamped

September 8, 2015
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