C(rayola)IA cover-up?


Photo contributed by the CIA

Official image of one of the newly-released JFK files.

Logan Flake, Satire Editor

Suspicions have arisen among conspiracy circles as some of the recently-released JFK assassination files appear to be written in different colors of crayon.

“This whole situation has a certain smell about it… a smelly smell that smells smelly,” freshman and known conspiracy junkie Kody Crab said. “Something tells me these Crayola documents aren’t part of the original report or in their original form. I can’t put my finger on it.” A government investigation is set to happen with Robert Mueller at the helm of the movement.