Yeezy Season 7

Logan Flake, Satire Editor

Early reports and leaks for season seven of Kanye West’s “Yeezy” clothing line show that the collection could be nothing more than single bits of cloth in various colors with some dental floss to hold everything in place.


“He seems really excited about it,” Yeezy fashion consultant Vinny Versace said. “He’s been going this whole minimalist, ‘let it all hang out’ thing for a while now, and he might just perfect it in season seven. I think it’s going to be the next big trend once it releases.”