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Onion Oracles

Onion Oracles

Emma Sprague, Reporter
May 23, 2018
Shown above is an artist’s depiction of one of the first occurrences of English teacher John Warple’s now recurring nightmare. “I felt like a kid taking an AP test at 8 in the morning: terrified, flustered and in desperate need of an escape.”

Bubble ‘S’ for stressed

Haley Miller, Reporter
April 22, 2018
Onion Oracles

Onion Oracles

Emma Sprague, Reporter
April 22, 2018
AP tester types

AP tester types

Haley Miller, Reporter
April 6, 2018
The red-tailed hawk Comet sings

Hawk hammers NBA National Anthem

Hailey Boger, Staff Artist
March 6, 2018
Get hyped or fail

Get hyped or fail

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
February 25, 2018
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