The Journal Rewired

SHS graduate Hannah M. Syrus performs Taylor Swift's

YouTube Auto Captions Karaoke

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
September 10, 2017
Senior Ethan Vanhalen II resorts to reading the dictionary as Bloons Tower Defense 5 struggles to load on his chromebook.

Slow WiFi proves to be beneficial

Emma Wiese, Reporter
September 7, 2017
Senior Danny Constant  (left) catches senior Iggy Rodriggy (right) off guard with what Rodriggy described as her “hair of death.”

I wear my sunglasses in school

Emma Sprague, Reporter
August 23, 2017
Principal Brian Knight (middle) demonstrates moves with seniors under the ninja aliases of “Ricardo” (left), “Leo” (right) and “Von” (above right.)

Knight’s night ninja school

Emma Wiese, Reporter
August 23, 2017
Sophomore Jim Jimmerson stands with

Chicken smacker fever

Haley Miller, Reporter
August 17, 2017
Netflix CEO Heed Rastings  reveals the logo for Netflix 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Netflix 2: Electric Boogaloo

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
August 11, 2017
   Jada Pinkett Smith (center) is joined by her fellow recent SHS graduates Nicholas Sage (left) and Shia LeShrimp (right) in expressing their distaste for graduating. All three broke down crying afterwards.

She broke free… towards suffering

Sofia Salas, Managing Editor of Content
May 17, 2017
You best bee concerned, dude

You best bee concerned, dude

Logan Flake, Satire Editor
May 17, 2017
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